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December 2nd, 2004
11:48 pm - The Memoraires of Two *ENTER DESCRIPTIVE ADJECTIVE HERE* Girls
DECEMBER2ND:
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PETER: Ohh Crap a toll booth! Any of you guys got a quarter??
BILLGATES: What's a quarter?
DAVIDLETTERMAN: *shrugs*
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The following is a story I hold very near and dear to my heart. The beginning of a beautiful friendship!!! Well, not the beginning so much...more like one of those funny speedbumps along the way...yea...one of the funny ones...as opposed to those mortally serious ones...Just read alright?!?
DiTzyMz [10:26 PM]: what should i entitle my post on driving
DiTzyMz [10:26 PM]: mmm
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:27 PM]: my way or the highway
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:27 PM]: dont laugh when you get pulled over
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:28 PM]: cruisin down 35 in a car to match my highlights: True life a marlboro girl's rant
DiTzyMz [10:28 PM]: hahaha
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:29 PM]: thats all i have lol
DiTzyMz [10:31 PM]: how should I tell the story?
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:31 PM]: which story?
DiTzyMz [10:31 PM]: im a bad story teller
DiTzyMz [10:31 PM]: of me and you getting pulled over
DiTzyMz [10:31 PM]: thats quality
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:31 PM]: yea it is lol
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: adventures of jessica and danielle
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:32 PM]: it was grey and raining outside
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: chapter 1:
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: jessica hits danielle over the head with a bible
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: chapter 2:
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:32 PM]: the type of weather that brought only one word to my mind...crap
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:32 PM]: we should tell OUR story lol
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: i know omg
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: we should do it in IM form
DiTzyMz [10:32 PM]: like i'll copy paste the im
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:33 PM]: yea!!!
DiTzyMz [10:33 PM]: wow thats a good idea
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:33 PM]: Jessica Lynn and Danielle Elizabeth: From Sunday School to Partners in Crime
DiTzyMz [10:34 PM]: you spelled my middle name wrong
DiTzyMz [10:34 PM]: what a way to start THAT story
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:34 PM]: how many possible ways are there to spell lynn
DiTzyMz [10:34 PM]: lynne
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:35 PM]: aww the 'e'
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:35 PM]: god forbid i forget the 'e'
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:35 PM]: lol
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: yeah well
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: arrite anyway
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: so
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: Chapter 1:
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: you suck
DiTzyMz [10:35 PM]: but i love you anyway
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:35 PM]: haha!
DiTzyMz [10:36 PM]: good:
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:36 PM]: hmm where to begin...
DiTzyMz [10:36 PM]: start with the time i hit you over the head with a bible
DiTzyMz [10:36 PM]: in church
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:36 PM]: ok...it was a dismal day in Mr. Jay's Sunday school class...
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:38 PM]: A room of 3rd and 4th graders sat in the clothes their parents had set out for them the night before, listening intently to the story about...some guy who...did something
DiTzyMz [10:38 PM]: ha!
DiTzyMz [10:39 PM]: my dress was pretty
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: and planned
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: lol
DiTzyMz [10:39 PM]: what?
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: planned...
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: picked out
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: by your mother
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:39 PM]: I don't know roll with me here!
DiTzyMz [10:39 PM]: haha
DiTzyMz [10:40 PM]: anyway...so because of the love hate relationship we had
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:40 PM]: I, Danielle Ash, sat across from my from-birth crush Teddy Okosi
DiTzyMz [10:40 PM]: at the ripe age of like...8
DiTzyMz [10:41 PM]: we had a hate day
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:41 PM]: and next to little miss jessica lynnE
DiTzyMz [10:41 PM]: yes
DiTzyMz [10:41 PM]: with my cute dress
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:41 PM]: yes yes your cute dress
DiTzyMz [10:41 PM]: haha
DiTzyMz [10:42 PM]: you started taunting me
DiTzyMz [10:42 PM]: by calling me Lynne, my hated middle name
DiTzyMz [10:42 PM]: being the angry child i was...i did not respond well to the abuse
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:42 PM]: "Jessica..." I say, with the intension of distracting everyone and everything "I know your middle naaame"
DiTzyMz [10:43 PM]: "No you dont..."
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:43 PM]: "Oh...but I do!"
DiTzyMz [10:43 PM]: "NO!"
DiTzyMz [10:43 PM]: we were good with the witty banter back then as well
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:43 PM]: "L..llll....llllllllll"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:43 PM]: yes we were
DiTzyMz [10:43 PM]: "shut up!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:44 PM]: "LlllYYYY..."
DiTzyMz [10:44 PM]: "we arent friends anymore!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:44 PM]: "LYNNE!!! LYNNE LYNNE LYNNE LYNNE LYNNE!!!!!!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:44 PM]: ::THWACK::
DiTzyMz [10:44 PM]: Mr Jay, our sunday school teacher, and danielle's father stands by, watching, taking it all in
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:44 PM]: goes the bible on my head
DiTzyMz [10:45 PM]: not stopping the inevitable result of jessica's wrath
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:45 PM]: "Danielle! Go outside!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:45 PM]: "What?!?"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:45 PM]: "Go outside!!! Jessica you too!!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:46 PM]: "Daddy! She hit me over the head with a BIBLE!!!"
DiTzyMz [10:46 PM]: "i am filled with Christs love!!"--and I was too, because most 8 year old homeschoolers are
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:47 PM]: yes
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:47 PM]: and this angered me
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:47 PM]: at the time I had yet to go to Timothy Christian School
DiTzyMz [10:47 PM]: i didnt know the revenge of a matawan girl was to be feared
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:48 PM]: I attended good ol' Strathmore...I'd say 'hi' to some of my old schoolmates but right now they're probably all in jail
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:48 PM]: except jimmy
DiTzyMz [10:48 PM]: haha! omg
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:48 PM]: but thats another story...
DiTzyMz [10:48 PM]: everyone loves a good ol stalker story
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:49 PM]: Jessica and I stood in the hallway outside it the 'Sunday School Building' which is really jsut an old house where people sneak into and sleep sometimes
DiTzyMz [10:49 PM]: *cough*cough*
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:50 PM]: ::eye twitch::
DiTzyMz [10:50 PM]: ::flapping of facial skin::
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:50 PM]: ha!
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:50 PM]: "This is all your fault."
DiTzyMz [10:51 PM]: "we arent friends anymore!"
DiTzyMz [10:51 PM]: (the ultimate in comebacks)
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:51 PM]: "you--you can't do that!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:51 PM]: "who are YOU going to hang out with???"
DiTzyMz [10:51 PM]: "I hit you over the head with a bible i can do anything!"
DiTzyMz [10:52 PM]: "Kristen Vanderland!"
DiTzyMz [10:52 PM]: "or Danny Abbott!"
DiTzyMz [10:52 PM]: *stomp of foot
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:52 PM]: "yea well...she's too nice! she'll hang out with me too!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:52 PM]: "You can't have her to yourself!!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:52 PM]: haha!!!
DiTzyMz [10:52 PM]: "I'll make lauren eat you!!"
DiTzyMz [10:52 PM]: "she likes me today!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:53 PM]: "Yea well I'll hang out with lauren then when shes bored and justine and suzie aren't around and she has nothing better to do than to think shes doing me this huge favor by calling me and inviting me over!!!"
DiTzyMz [10:53 PM]: *smoothes her cute dress*
DiTzyMz [10:54 PM]: "that has nothing to do with anything because today she will eat you!!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:54 PM]: "not if I eat her first!!!"
DiTzyMz [10:54 PM]: "well she'll make you help create various arts and crafts projects!!
DiTzyMz [10:55 PM]: "and play with her guinea pig!"
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:55 PM]: "gah! you're right!!"
DiTzyMz [10:55 PM]: arrite...so wanna go try and kiss teddy?
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:55 PM]: "sooo...we could go to my house and try on my sister's old prom dresses...ya know...if you want to..."
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:56 PM]: haha kissing teddy haha
DiTzyMz [10:56 PM]: did you ever kiss teddy?
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:56 PM]: ever REALLY kiss him no
XoHUrLeYBaByoX [10:57 PM]: not after the age of like 6
Well If that conversation's not proof I have ADD I don't know what the hell is!!! Hope you enjoyed it! And I hope I haven't KILLED you with boredom and your parents find you with your head slumped over the keyboard typing incoherent things like:
hg;paruiadkljlllllllllllyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnEEEEEEEE
And if this is the last thing you read before you die...God help you!
*Dannie
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November 29th, 2004
06:48 pm - You Thought You Were Safe...THINK AGAIN!!!
yes yes ok alright I know I haven't updating in about a year and a half. Sue me. Really! Do it! You'll get the $16.32 I currently hold in my bank account, a broken guitar neck (GABE!!!), and my school uniform...yes uniform wootwoot!
NOVEMBER29:
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Me: C...Last name...C...C...hmmm--
Krissi: Rosano!!!
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Matt: Do they have different languages for Sign Language? Like is there AMERICAN sign language, and SPANISH sign language, and DUTCH sign language?
Mrs.Henderson: Yes
Me: Well, isn't that stupid?? Not only are they deaf but we have to taunt them too!!!
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Here the deal. I'm back and I'm better than ever! You see...I stopped writing altogether! Since then...my comments have gotten me into trouble! They just pop out at random moments! All the time! People must think I'm an ass in school, when really...I'm just looking for a release! Something to break the tension building up in the deepest part of my...something...!!!
Yea...that just blew me out of all possible intelligent things to say so I'll update tomorrow...I. Promise.
*Dannie
Current Mood:  jubilant
Current Music: "Why doncha eat yer burger an' I'll tell ya!!!"
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August 30th, 2004
11:48 pm - zero-g juggs
AUGUST30TH:
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LELA: Fry, no! He's BULGING with what COULD BE muscles!!
*FUTURAMA*
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Today, I had one of THEE grossest moments in my life...let me give a bit of backround...I bought niice peaches for myself and I had JUST ONE MORE DAY for them to rippen and for me to enjoy their juice goodness. I walked by them and looked at them longingly, knowing that I couldn't wait much longer!! But, with great reluctance, I walked past them and towards the bathroom. My gramma, who is crazy, was just walking out and I made note that she did not wash her hands...this is gross enough, but wait, theres more...I went and...did my business...in the bathroom, washed my hands, and went out into the kitchen where I found my Gramma cutting up a peach. One of MY peaches..."Are those ripe??" I asked, putting the anger and jealous rage to the back of my mind, I could give up one peach...She grabbed her plate and said "Yea yea sure!!" She started to waddle out of the room, but stopping at the credenza next to my peaches and proceded to touch them. Touch my peaches...She picked one up and handed it to me saying, "You just gota find a soft one!" With a smile she walked away. Leaving me there, utterly crushed, looking down at my tainted peach.
*Dannie
Current Mood:  crushed
Current Music: Tainted Love...
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August 18th, 2004
03:02 pm - I'm BACK
yea well...I've been BEGGED to update...I dont feel like it, I've decided to make a list of things I like about myself, just for kicks and giggles!
my hair
my lips
my cheekbones
my calve muscles
my clothes
my makeup
and thats it...now that I'm done being concided...I'll be going on my way...goodbye
*Dannie
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July 30th, 2004
11:31 pm - muahahahahhaha!!!
Well I just got back from a Christian camp thingie...it. was. invigorating!! Let me tell you a bit about my week...I missed the first few days because I had pink eye...yea...everyone was awful welcoming...HA! We would go out in vans every day and go to "mission sites" to talk to people about Jesus...I'm all good with that but talking? to people? not so much...especially the old people with altzheimers (s/p) that tell me things 5 times...The big thing I learned for the week was that Mary Boucher ((which is a French last name from her husbands but hes all Irish...go figure)) has 14 kids...3 sets of twins...her oldest son lives in North Cape May, New Jersey and one of her daughters live down there too and works at a bank that she didnt remember the name to (HA!) and another one of her daughters goes to college in Virginia but she cant remember the name of the college (HA!)
There was a girl that rode in my van and followed me when we went to our sites...now you gota remember we're driving through Philly...SOME parts are not great...but this girl is in front of me with her head in her hands, breathing heavily, practically hyperventalating..."OMG ya'll ((North Carolina...ya breed 'em good up there!)) I have never seen anything sooo terrible!! How can people live like that?!? The paint on their houses is all chipping! My mom didnt want me to come here...I'm gona get shot ya'll!!"
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I'm sitting there trying to STIFFLE LAUGHTER!!! All I can manage to come up with is "YOU SHOULD SEE NEWARK!!!!!!" My good friend Jessica, bless her heart, made a very good point in saying "Yes, well we cant all live in 4 bedroom houses with 3 full bathrooms and 5 Lexus' in the garage..sorry to disappoint you so..." It was all quite interesting...Well I believe I've given CARLA enough laughs lol so I'll be on my way to do other. important. things.
*Dannie
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July 4th, 2004
03:21 pm - Good Girls Dont...BUT I DO!!!!!
JULY4TH:
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"THAT DICK!! I gave him the best 1/16 of a year in my life!! Well not the best...I was really thin in 1998 but that was because i was dating Mike and he worked in a meth lab..."
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I havent updated in a while and I thought no one cared but then I started getting asked why I wasn't updating... I appreciate that! but I think that as school let out so did my cleverness...my ability to be clever...I GOT DUMB!!! Ive started going to the mall and saying OH MY GOD!!! when I find the "perfect outfit"...I used to know that there is no perfect outfit...it is a myth!! Well ok Im done i thinki write more when theres something to write!
*Dannie
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June 22nd, 2004
11:58 am - DANCE bump and grind! move a little closer it'll blow your mind!
JUNE22ND:
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We have so much time and so little to do!!
Wait a minute-Strike that, Reverse it!
Willy Wonka
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Ok guys! your homework for today is to go to QUIZILLA.COM!!! I took this quiz about wat celebrity I was going to marry and...
Your are going to marry tom cruise. He is older and wiser and still is quite charming. Congrats!
Tom Cruise...hmmm...lol Id like to marry the him in that "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH" movie lol a driven man
*Dannie
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June 17th, 2004
10:44 pm - website!
JUNE17TH:
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hey guys I'm going to post a cool website heres the first!
http://humanforsale.com/
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10:15 pm - I'm going to wear a coconut bra!
JUNE17TH:
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Donna: You're my Eric!
Eric: and you're my Donna!
Jackie: Steven...am I your Donna?
*Wheres my Eric...?!?!?*
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I am spiteful right now and don't get in my way because you don't want my spite! With my7 spite your butt will hurt for WEEKS!!!You don't want nuna my spite...
Well...I'm not going to Summer school which is ok but now I have to go to camp because...well...I've been going since I was six...This'll be my 10th year wow I'm a loser! Thats like "I'm Billy Bob Ray!! And we've been goin to this here shindig for TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENN years!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!!!" Yea its something like that...
*Dannie
Current Mood:  embarrassed
Current Music: We are the pwople our parents warned us about
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June 15th, 2004
05:46 pm - Did you tell them that my mother was weight challenged?!?!?
JUNE15TH:
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Ariel:I'm 16 years old! I'm not a child!!
~The Little Mermaid~
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I love going to the beach! But can we all agree that there are some...less attractive things at the beach? I think we can!! Some people always find it necessary to play frisbee near you? they always kcik sand it your face and its like you can see it happening before it does...
My Thought Process:
"Should I go flirt with those guys with the frisbee (Yes you read right)Oh...their running over here...Look at all that sand theyre kicking up...Oh dont do that aww cmon aww man awww...geez stop it ewww you did it...ya did...ya jerk now I'm all sandy and stuff...even my sandwich is sandy..Now I'm really now gona flirt with you!"
But theres nothing you can do! NOTHING! Its like watching a car accident in progress! Why do old wrinkling gross guys always wear thongs? Either thongs or like bright orange or green trunks its sick! If I felt like it right now I would get out of my pajama pants and start a petition to make it illegal for old guys to wear banana hammocks!
But the one good thing we get out of the beach experience are the strutters! They walk all puffed up in the chest area...Now for those guys I will take off my sunglasses and stop getting skin cancer to look at some of that! Then I go to church...
*Dannie
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